General Chat Episode 1 - Children of Darkness

Grenda · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:03 pm **Posts:** 396

Of course it will. We are the contestants on the Sith Factor!!!!

Jun-Tsu Farro · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:30 pm **Posts:** 1045

Bad News: Kitchen is destroyed.

Good News: All the nutrient paste has, thanks to me, become a congealed abomination against all that is good and merciful in the universe, possessed of a dark and malevolent consciousness.

Zeno Deathwright · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:07 pm **Posts:** 2455

That good news really needed one of these with it:

And that is good news!

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

Our new food source.

Khalim Tsaikzu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:39 am **Posts:** 416

Yeah, nope.

Good thing mom and dad send me these lovely care packages consisting of caviar, champagne and other delicacies. You all can fight over that slime.

Baesal Zyn · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:03 am **Posts:** 1311

Sylvain Torsin wrote:

Our new food source.

*Adds spicy sauce*

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

Would that spice be Commander Riker?

Zeno Deathwright · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:07 pm **Posts:** 2455

* puts new food source in deep fryer *

Grenda · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:03 pm **Posts:** 396

/is disappointed by the lack of blue milk in the canteen

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

Doesn't sound appealing.

Just like squid ink pizza in Japan...

Just because it's called pizza, doesn't make it taste good.

Jun-Tsu Farro · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:30 pm **Posts:** 1045

Baesal Zyn wrote:

*Adds spicy sauce*

It has the greatest spice of all...pain and suffering!

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

We get enough of that in lecture.

Sometimes we just need a blue milk-esque escape.

Shaisha Vreysk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:22 am **Posts:** 2167

Khalim Tsaikzu wrote:

Yeah, nope.

Good thing mom and dad send me these lovely care packages consisting of caviar, champagne and other delicacies. You all can fight over that slime.

Caviar from Manaan. Champagne from Ziost. Rancor meat from Dathomir.

Zeno Deathwright · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:07 pm **Posts:** 2455

You can never get enough pain and suffering. To suggest otherwise is seditious!

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

Sith....

*rolls Imperial Noble eyes and scoffs*

Zeno Deathwright · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:07 pm **Posts:** 2455

It's not my fault you can't understand the will of the dark side. That has less to do with sith-blood and more to do with you're willingness to accept the darkside into your heart.

Shaisha Vreysk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:22 am **Posts:** 2167

I gave up my heart for the dark side.

Khalim Tsaikzu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:39 am **Posts:** 416

Actually, it has everything to do with Sith blood.

Any moron can open their heart to the Dark Side. Not any moron can be Sith.

Grenda · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:03 pm **Posts:** 396

That's OK. I'm going to be Thith anyway.

Khalim Tsaikzu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:39 am **Posts:** 416

Grenda wrote:

That's OK. I'm going to be Thith anyway.

*dies a little inside*

Zeno Deathwright · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:07 pm **Posts:** 2455

Khalim Tsaikzu wrote:

Actually, it has everything to do with Sith blood.

Any moron can open their heart to the Dark Side. Not any moron can be Sith.

Sith blood gives an advantage since the Dark Side has shaped it. But when we let the darkness into our hearts we let the Dark Side shape us too. Anyone can learn to understand it's will... some just take years to unlock the most basic secrets while others are born with an affinity because they are chosen. But for some of these people it might be more merciful to simply end their long hard struggle now...

Jo'ren Rath · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:33 pm **Posts:** 1213

Yo! 'Sup dudes, dudettes?

*Looks around, spots the aliens*

Uh, who let the slaves out? Is this like, target practice class or what?

Baesal Zyn · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:03 am **Posts:** 1311

Zeno Deathwright wrote:

Khalim Tsaikzu wrote:

Actually, it has everything to do with Sith blood.

Any moron can open their heart to the Dark Side. Not any moron can be Sith.

Sith blood gives an advantage since the Dark Side has shaped it. But when we let the darkness into our hearts we let the Dark Side shape us too. Anyone can learn to understand it's will... some just take years to unlock the most basic secrets while others are born with an affinity because they are chosen. But for some of these people it might be more merciful to simply end their long hard struggle now...

So the Sith species as been spawned by emo medicloridians?

*Laughs, laughs à lot*

There goes any remaining prestige

Khalim Tsaikzu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:39 am **Posts:** 416

Don't listen to the human pretending to be Sith.

Jo'ren Rath · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:33 pm **Posts:** 1213

Khalim Tsaikzu wrote:

Don't listen to the human pretending to be Sith.

*Gives the pretender a wedgie*

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