General Chat Episode 1 - Children of Darkness

Shaisha Vreysk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:22 am **Posts:** 2167

Sylvain Torsin wrote:

*gets scalded by Lord Zash's beauty*

Damn those waters.

Oh, so you're into the beautiful blonde humans. I get it. :evil:

Remmington Thalalas · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:09 am **Posts:** 1071

The Lord of Marr had a wife: where is she now?--
What, will these hands ne'er be clean?--No more o'
that, my lord, no more o' that: you mar all with
this starting.

Here's the smell of the blood still: all the
perfumes of Korriban will not sweeten this little
hand. Oh, oh, oh!

----

Brocon much there Shaisha? :lol:

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

What can I say, powerful people are a turn on.

You're almost there sis.

*winks*

Khalim Tsaikzu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:39 am **Posts:** 416

*gets out straw hat, bottle of moonshine and banjo*

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

Says the guy who is one of the few people in the Empire to almost assuredly actually be inbred.

Remmington Thalalas · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:09 am **Posts:** 1071

Keeping the bloodline 'pure'.

Incest is best so put your sister to the test.

Khalim Tsaikzu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:39 am **Posts:** 416

At this point, I'd like to point out the difference between "Cousin Billy-Bob" and "The Queen of England".

Remmington Thalalas · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:09 am **Posts:** 1071

Well at least there seems to be a few eligible True Sith bachelorettes around... I think.

So will True Sith mating rituals consist of present the heads of her enemies at her feet?

Khalim Tsaikzu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:39 am **Posts:** 416

Nah. That's too undignified.

We're going to use poetry and kidnapping, like any good Sith would.

Remmington Thalalas · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:09 am **Posts:** 1071

So just to clarify... when you say kidnapping? Do you mean her? Or someone else?

Khalim Tsaikzu · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:39 am **Posts:** 416

...yes?

Grenda · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:03 pm **Posts:** 396

Tonight on SBC we have a second chance to see last Friday's feature length episode of Sith Towers. I bet you're all dying to know what excuse Sylvain comes up with for being in Shaisha's underwear drawer, and if it isn't a good one he might as well . . .

Then we have a new quiz series called Academy Challenge. Two teams of students face off to answer detailed questins on just about anything Sith. The winner gets to forcechoke some pathetic, condemned Republic prisoners.

Following that will be the third preview of the Sith Factor, where we talk to one of the coaches, Lord Vash. We are not worthy!

Rounding off our early evening programme is a quickfire guide to alien scum, so you can recognise that slave from the other one over there! Never mix up your doormat and your robestand ever again!

SBC, bringing you the best in Sith entertainment, even if we have to forcechoke it out of them.

Rumun Gol · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:56 pm

Shaisha Vreysk wrote:

Do it!

I personally enjoy pre-game, be they letter-writing or something else, because it helps me get into the mindset of my character better.

I tried to resist the temptation... but it was stronger than me. Like the darkside.

I had to post

Zeno Deathwright · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:07 pm **Posts:** 2455

Remmington Thalalas wrote:

Well at least there seems to be a few eligible True Sith bachelorettes around... I think.

So will True Sith mating rituals consist of present the heads of her enemies at her feet?

But then you end up muddying the bloodline. No good can come of that... except in my case, the best case.

Shaisha Vreysk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:22 am **Posts:** 2167

Khalim Tsaikzu wrote:

Nah. That's too undignified.

We're going to use poetry and kidnapping, like any good Sith would.

*dreads to imagine what sort of poetry Khalim could inflict*

Hopefully a step up from Vogon poetry...

Xevine Distraacht · **Joined:** Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:47 pm **Posts:** 398

*pokes in*

Hello. Here be a better class of alien.

Jo'ren Rath · **Joined:** Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:33 pm **Posts:** 1213

Shaisha Vreysk wrote:

*dreads to imagine what sort of poetry Khalim could inflict*

Hopefully a step up from Vogon poetry...

A step up from planet destroying to Star Destroying? Sounds good!

*Signs up for poetry lessons*

Layne Hoshin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:16 pm **Posts:** 1212

Xevine Distraacht wrote:

*pokes in*

Hello. Here be a better class of alien.

Another with the 'Intimidating' tag?

Unacceptable. :evil:

Thorne · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:18 am **Posts:** 52

Xevine Distraacht wrote:

*pokes in*

Hello. Here be a better class of alien.

I already don't like you.

Layne Hoshin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:16 pm **Posts:** 1212

Hmm, I kind of want to have another pre-game thread... but... feel awkward just jumping into one where people are already engaged with each other.

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

*wonders what the difficulty for Charming Thorne is*

*flips the destiny point to take a shot at 'Impossible'*

Shaisha Vreysk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:22 am **Posts:** 2167

*steps to a safe distance from the two female Zabrak*

"And here we can observe two female of the Zabrak engaging eachother in what seems to be a match of dominance. A long time ago, they used their horns to battle eachother in tests of strength, but as they became slightly more civilized, they only butt heads against eachother instead..."

Moyr Ahaya · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:15 am **Posts:** 1776

Sylvain Torsin wrote:

*wonders what the difficulty for Charming Thorne is*

*flips the destiny point to take a shot at 'Impossible'*

How little you know.

Remmington Thalalas · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:09 am **Posts:** 1071

Welcome Xevine!

So we settle this by dropping a lightsaber between the two, locking the door, and see who comes out on top?

Hmm... star destroying poetry... I don't know about that. I kinda need some place to keep all my stuff. :lol:

Xevine Distraacht · **Joined:** Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:47 pm **Posts:** 398

Thorne wrote:

Xevine Distraacht wrote:

*pokes in*

Hello. Here be a better class of alien.

I already don't like you.

Don't worry.

I won't hide your body.

*looks at cowardly Sith blood*

Ha, bluebloods squirm at real action

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