General Chat Episode 1 - Children of Darkness

Grenda · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:03 pm **Posts:** 396

/grabs bowl of roasted insects

/assumes rodians like insects

We are evolved from lizards after all.

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

Shaisha's got a pretty prestigious daddy as well... It's actually pretty hard to beat.

And I'm no low-ranking Imperial Noble either.

*shrug*

You're better than those slimy criminals I've seen walking around.

Especially that one eating the radioactive corn substance.

Edit: And the one eating the bugs.

Layne Hoshin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:16 pm **Posts:** 1212

My parents are dead.

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

Did you stab them too?

Zeno Deathwright · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:07 pm **Posts:** 2455

You're also genetically inferior

I'm the cat's mama jama pajama's yo.

Is it murder time yet? I really want to start killing slaves, aliens and criminals!

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

*looks at Zeno's race*

*looks at Shaisha's race*

*looks at his own race*

Certainly no similarities there.

And murder time starts at 3:00. So not quite yet.

Zeno Deathwright · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:07 pm **Posts:** 2455

There's a difference in that if I breed with a sith it comes out predominantly sith. Yours are a 50/50 chance. I'm preferable breeding stock.

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

So... in this scenario, you aren't unlike the child of a human and a sith?

I only wish my and Shaisha's kid could end up with such a wonderful combination.

Shucks.

Layne Hoshin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:16 pm **Posts:** 1212

Sylvain Torsin wrote:

Did you stab them too?

No. Slavers did. Why would you think I stabbed them? Is everyone on this planet 'special' like you? Why the hell did they dump me here? :roll:

See. I can do subtle too. That was subtle. You may want to take notice. 8-)

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

*puts some kevlar in the folds of his padded clothing*

You certainly don't seem like the stabbing type.

Jun-Tsu Farro · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:30 pm **Posts:** 1045

*looks up, shakes head*

Silly nobles. Silly Sith-Blooded.

*goes back to ancient blood rituals and spells*

Grenda · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:03 pm **Posts:** 396

/adjusts holonet tuning

This week!

Will Zeno and Sylvain come to blows . . . . or is there something more . . . intimate in their future?!?!?!?!

Just how many people will Layne stab and will she ever find her dolly?

Will Baesal perfect her toasted corn grains recipe? or will Jun-Tsu's ritual knock down the kitchen wall with hilarious results?

This and more on this week's SITH TOWERS, 7pm Sith Standard Time.

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

Ooh! I'd watch. I hope the handsome white guy wins the fight.

Jun-Tsu Farro · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:30 pm **Posts:** 1045

Oh no the kitchen! But what about our precious nutrient paste!

Dapper Dog · **Joined:** Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:26 am **Posts:** 3534

Jun-Tsu Farro wrote:

Oh no the kitchen! But what about our precious nutrient paste!

One day that paste might save your life.

Zeno Deathwright · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:07 pm **Posts:** 2455

Sylvain Torsin wrote:

So... in this scenario, you aren't unlike the child of a human and a sith?

I only wish my and Shaisha's kid could end up with such a wonderful combination.

Shucks.

Not really. More like the child of a Sith Lord and the scion of a noble house... so better than two nobodies that haven't proven their worth

Layne Hoshin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:16 pm **Posts:** 1212

Sylvain Torsin wrote:

*puts some kevlar in the folds of his padded clothing*

You certainly don't seem like the stabbing type.

*Stabs him in the face, where he doesn't have armor*

Baesal Zyn · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:03 am **Posts:** 1311

Zeno Deathwright wrote:

Sylvain Torsin wrote:

So... in this scenario, you aren't unlike the child of a human and a sith?

I only wish my and Shaisha's kid could end up with such a wonderful combination.

Shucks.

Not really. More like the child of a Sith Lord and the scion of a noble house... so better than two nobodies that haven't proven their worth

Like you, you mean?

Jun-Tsu Farro · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:30 pm **Posts:** 1045

Dapper Dog wrote:

One day that paste might save your life.

Nutrient paste is all I can afford. It saves my life every day.

Zeno Deathwright · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:07 pm **Posts:** 2455

Baesal Zyn wrote:

Zeno Deathwright wrote:

Sylvain Torsin wrote:

So... in this scenario, you aren't unlike the child of a human and a sith?

I only wish my and Shaisha's kid could end up with such a wonderful combination.

Shucks.

Not really. More like the child of a Sith Lord and the scion of a noble house... so better than two nobodies that haven't proven their worth

Like you, you mean?

Don't let my father hear you say that about him. He's eliminated rivals and their entire family lines and organizations for less... literally.

Dapper Dog · **Joined:** Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:26 am **Posts:** 3534

I made a correction for True Sith, they should use Willpower to determine Strain not Brawn.

Grenda · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:03 pm **Posts:** 396

Tonight at 8, after SITH TOWERS.

An informative documentary on the formulation and use of nutrient paste and reconstituted drinks.

Is it really made of slaves?

Why is the milk blue?

Is it all a Gran plot to promote farming?

Also, exclusive chance to win a brand new Nubian L-7. You just know you want some reflective silver luxury in your life.

All here on SBC. Sith Broadcasting Corporation, for a better informed Empire.

Dapper Dog · **Joined:** Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:26 am **Posts:** 3534

I like being better informed, thank you.

Sylvain Torsin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:06 pm **Posts:** 2532

I'm glad the SBC can be seen on this backwater planet too.

Dapper Dog · **Joined:** Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:26 am **Posts:** 3534

Sylvain Torsin wrote:

I'm glad the SBC can be seen on this backwater planet too.

They have a Cantina!

A fancy Cantina.

The Dark Academy on Korriban

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